HIPSTER


The meal consisted of

one grain of rice

which was transported

from Tibet by an elephant

that traversed the Himalayas,

swam across oceans

and jogged up the M1


It was accompanied by

a speck of black pepper,

cost twelve thousand pounds

and was worth every penny.

How does that make you feel,

tea imported by authentic clipper,

coffee beans retrieved

       from cat poo.